How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

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How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.