How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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WASWAS

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

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How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.