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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

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How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

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How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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What is reddit's favorite song?

Karma Police" by Radiohead.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.