What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

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Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What do Greeks call someone when the most common consonant in their name is R?

A rho-man

Which Greek Philosopher was the easiest to manipulate?

Play-Doh

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Swede Jokes More Swede Jokes

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

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What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.