March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

Previous Random Joke Next

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.