What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

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What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About fifty pounds.

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Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

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What do you call a mexican drug dealer?

MariJUANa

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.