What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Lucy Jokes More Lucy Jokes

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.