What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

Lucy Jokes More Lucy Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.