Lucy Jokes

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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What's in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Wardrobe Jokes More Wardrobe Jokes

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.