Lucy Jokes

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.