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What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?

A-flat "minor"

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.