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What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor