Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?

A-flat "minor"

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

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When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

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What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

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Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

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Throw in your laundry.

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat