Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?

A-flat "minor"

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

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Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

Mineshaft Jokes More Mineshaft Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor.

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while