Flat Minor Jokes

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?

A-flat "minor"

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

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Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

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How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

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Why did the mafia cross the road?

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