Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?

A-flat "minor"

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

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When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.

How would you like that cooked?

Gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!