Flat Minor Jokes

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

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What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?

A-flat "minor"

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

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So time would fly.

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How much does a moil get paid?

Fifty dollars and a tip.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What's Jared's favorite side dish?

Megan slaw

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

Mineshaft Jokes More Mineshaft Jokes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling