Flat Minor Jokes

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?

A-flat "minor"

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

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Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.