What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone