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What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.