What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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Tulips on your organ.

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What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?

A-flat "minor"

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

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What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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A 1st grader was resisting a rest.