What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.