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Elementary School Jokes

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.