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What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

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What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress