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What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.