What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!