What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window