What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Why was the snow yellow?

Elsa let it go!

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!