Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

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Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

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Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.