Brown Jokes

What's your ringtone?

That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown.

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How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

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What's a pirates favorite type of thread?

Yaaaaarn.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

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What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst

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Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.