What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

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What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable