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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

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What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

It had a bleed on its tail fin.

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What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!