Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.