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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

Gambler Jokes More Gambler Jokes

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!