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How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

Brown Jokes More Brown Jokes

What's your ringtone?

That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown.

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.