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How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

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What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.