How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

What's your ringtone?

That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown.