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How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

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How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.