How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.