How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

Why is KFC always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

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What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.