How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

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How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.