How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

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How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.