What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

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What do you call a mexican with two dads?

No mames!

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

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What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!