What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food?

A Quasar-dilla.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

Who was the only novelist with both direction and magnitude?

Vector Hugo.

Arrow Jokes More Arrow Jokes

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee