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What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What's the name of the tree that gives Mexicans?

The scaffolding

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Arrow Jokes More Arrow Jokes

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone