April Sale - 20% Off

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Previous Random Joke Next
Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

Pibb Jokes More Pibb Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Mr. Pibb Jokes More Mr. Pibb Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Dr. Pepper Jokes More Dr. Pepper Jokes

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!