Because he was addicted to Coke.
They don't like getting sand in their crack.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
He didn't even finish grad school.
Because he was a quack addict!
He was hopped up on Easter eggs.
The University of Minnesoda
