Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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What do you call a drug-addicted duck?

A quackhead.

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.