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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy?

Steven King. JK Rowling.

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda