Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at R...

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What do you call a drug-addicted vampire?

Crackula

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Mr. Pibb Jokes More Mr. Pibb Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Dr. Pepper Jokes More Dr. Pepper Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!