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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

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Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

Dr. Pepper Jokes More Dr. Pepper Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!