Coke addicts.
A Coke-o-nut.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Because it was soda pressing.
Coke.
A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.
Steel Man.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
He thought it was Coke!
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Because he was addicted to Coke.
Picardi and coke
He tested positive for Coke.
A Poptometrist!
Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.
Michael J Fox opening a can of coke
It was selling coke.
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.
Everywhere.
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!
Dude, your is hanging out
Four. O, double-u and e.
If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
Fart
Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.
Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."
She thought it was Diet Coke.
She thought it was diet coke.
