Coke addicts.
A Coke-o-nut.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Because it was soda pressing.
Coke.
A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.
Steel Man.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Because he was addicted to Coke.
Picardi and coke
He tested positive for Coke.
A Poptometrist!
Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.
It was selling coke.
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.
Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!
Because they pump-kin
Stamp
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
Snort stories
Quack.
WATAAAAAR
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Because it was soda-pressing.
He had too much to drink before he went swimming!
Orangu-Tang.
Don't worry, I've got you covered.
Sheet
The food tastes funny.
It lacks body