Coke addicts.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A Coke-o-nut.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Because it was soda pressing.
Coke.
A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.
Steel Man.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
He thought it was Coke!
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because he was addicted to Coke.
Picardi and coke
He tested positive for Coke.
A Poptometrist!
Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.
Michael J Fox opening a can of coke
It was selling coke.
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.
Because seven, eight, nine.
Because 7 8 9
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...
Diet Coke.
She thought it was Diet Coke.
He forgot the safe word
He died on the cross!
Sunscribe.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.
Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.
DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo
