A Coke-o-nut.
Because it was soda pressing.
A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
Picardi and coke
A Poptometrist!
Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.
With its punchline
A two liner.
It tastes fowl.
Depends...
She thought it was diet coke.
He was soda pressed.
Because it was soda-pressing.
A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"
Have you ever tried worm pie!
Because he was still at large.
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
Looks like we got a tail.
Because 7 ate 9
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