Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

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Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!