Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

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What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....