How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

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How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends...

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

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What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.