How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What do you call fish that taste two times as salty?

2Na

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How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

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Why do clowns make bad entrepreneurs?

Because they're into some funny business

How do you get a clown off a swing?

Hit him in the face with an Axe

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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?