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How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

They're too mature for their taste

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

What's another name for an irrational fear of clowns?

Common sense.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater