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How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

How does a chef get to work?

He woks.

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute