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What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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What type of milk is Swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

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Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....