What type of stories do cocaine addicts...

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What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...

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How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?