What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

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What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.