What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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What type of movies can't Batman see?

Parental Guidance.

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

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Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....