Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

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Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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How would you rate an average upholstery job upon completion?

Eh. Sew-sew.

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

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What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman