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What type of movies can't Batman see?

Parental Guidance.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent