What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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What is Batman's least favorite TV channel?

The Family Channel.

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.