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What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

What does Batman take in his beverages?

Just...ice.

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What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.