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What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

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Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

What does Batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

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Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.