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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

Tomman Baratheon Jokes More Tomman Baratheon Jokes

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

King Jokes More King Jokes

What do kings call musical chairs?

A Game of Thrones.

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail