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What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

Tomman Baratheon Jokes More Tomman Baratheon Jokes

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

King Jokes More King Jokes

What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.