Happend Jokes

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

Who's there! Athena! Athena who?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

What type of movies can't Batman see?

Parental Guidance.