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What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

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Your Age Is Only Math

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

King Jokes More King Jokes

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

What do you call a king with a weed addiction?

Your royal highness.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

Tomman Baratheon Jokes More Tomman Baratheon Jokes

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod