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What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

She's the one on her bike.

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

Where does Batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why was that guy yelling at you?

Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

Tomman Baratheon Jokes More Tomman Baratheon Jokes

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing