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Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

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What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

Russian

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

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How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

What's the most popular Russian streaming service?

Nyetflix

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Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!