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What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana... What did the cow say to the banana Banana... What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

What type of computer sings?

A Dell.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!