Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

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What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.