Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Because it was soda-pressing.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

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