Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What happened when the coke bottle was run over by the steamroller?

He was soda pressed.

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Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.