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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Weightlifter Jokes More Weightlifter Jokes

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.