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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.