Weightlifter Jokes

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's Day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

What do you call the electronic process of making a sandwich?

A sub routine.

Dino Sore Jokes More Dino Sore Jokes

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore