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Weightlifter Jokes

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

Why do Republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

Dino Sore Jokes More Dino Sore Jokes

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

Mini-soda.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.