Weightlifter Jokes

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.

What kind of math do feminists study?

Triggernometry

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Dino Sore Jokes More Dino Sore Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?

I'm sorry.