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Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb: jelly ratio in the midwest!

Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's Day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Dino Sore Jokes More Dino Sore Jokes

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Whats a weightlifters favorite kind of math?

AlgeBRUH!

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.