Weightlifter Jokes

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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Picardi and coke

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What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

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What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.