Pibb Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

What's the most popular religion for addicts?

The Crystal Methodists

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Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.