He didn't even finish grad school.
Because he was addicted to Coke.
Michael J Fox opening a can of coke
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Back on crack
To get yakisoba.
Only one more sleep until Christmas!
They don't like getting sand in their crack.
Me: You really aren't my kid are you
Hey, where'd my Glascow
Speechless
He doesn't like to be left hanging.
The University of Minnesoda