He didn't even finish grad school.
Because he was addicted to Coke.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.
He was hooked on phonics.
Back on crack
She needed more concentration.
They always finish last.
The University of Minnesoda
Because they drink it before it's cool.
Hey, where'd my Glascow
It was selling coke.
He thought it was Coke!
