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What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even...

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Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening!

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!