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What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

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Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening!

What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even...