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What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening!