How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

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Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.