How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun apparel?

The Bad Habit.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!