How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

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What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery?

Namaste