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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.