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Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

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Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

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Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

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What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.