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Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

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S Jokes More S Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America?

Mmmm. Move Over.

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What do you call a drug-addicted duck?

A quackhead.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

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What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!