Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

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Whats a frogs favourite game?

It's croak-et!

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.