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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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Whats a Himalayan's favourite body part?

A Nepal.....

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Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.