Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

Whats all of this fuss about reposts?

I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

What's the best part of an asynchronous dog?

It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one

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What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.