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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

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What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?

A dinosnore!

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What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

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What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.