Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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Whats in his backpack?

Parachute

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

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What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

Little Head Jokes More Little Head Jokes

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.