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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

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What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

Pa-jammins

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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What's the best part about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.