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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

How can your make 7 even?

Take away the "S"

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

Little Head Jokes More Little Head Jokes

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.