Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line'?

This is no joke.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.