What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

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Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!