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What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

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Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.