What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

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Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What time was it?

A quarter to three.

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!