I want my quarter back!
To get his quarter back!
When it's down to it's last quarter.
None, it only takes Tolkiens
What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
Quarter pounder.
A quarter to three.
A humburger.
A quarter.
Because there is no quarter for the wicked.
Money's tight these days!
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
It has four quarters.
For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.
A double quarter pounder with cheese.
Two bits!
2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.
They had No Quarter
Because it had more cents
Nine and three quarters.
Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
Cried Baby Bear.
A quarter pounder with cheese
Marry her.
My go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."
A Yeast Infection
Because the only constant is change.
Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.
Denim denim denim.....
Were you bit! What! Do you not know what a hurricane is
A bit of a shock really!
The punchline is too long.
Tell it a yolk.
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Because it rhymes with Bank Manager
