I want my quarter back!
To get his quarter back!
When it's down to it's last quarter.
None, it only takes Tolkiens
What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
Quarter pounder.
A quarter to three.
A humburger.
A quarter.
Because there is no quarter for the wicked.
Money's tight these days!
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
It has four quarters.
For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.
A double quarter pounder with cheese.
Two bits!
2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.
They had No Quarter
Because it had more cents
Nine and three quarters.
Hide n' seek
House.
A hopscotch
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
STARbucks.
Dogecoin.
A quarter pounder with cheese
Marry her.
Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
Both say Please insert Bill.
Clash of Clans
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)
