Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

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Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

R Jokes More R Jokes

Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

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How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again...

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.