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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

R Jokes More R Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter?

You'd think its R but it's actually the C

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

When a boy falls, what does he fall against?

His will

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

2 Kid Jokes More 2 Kid Jokes

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.