Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
Neigh-bours.
He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
You check its logbook
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
He's
Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)
It pulled a mussel.
Failure to pull out in time
Because it had good connections!
Miss ewe!
I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
