Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
HeHe
2 Na!
None, we've decided to let a man do the job.
Well let me tell you...
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
He wanted to check his e-mail.
He's
That hit the spots!
I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
Tele-Scope.
Alarmed.
I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow
