How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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Why did Sara fall off the swing?

2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there NOT SARA!!

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Why aren't there any baby Transformers?

Because Auto-Bots pull out!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!