What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

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Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!