What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

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Where did Sally go during 9/11?

Everywhere

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

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What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

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What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purrr-fect for me!

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.