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What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.