I've never seen or heard from either of them.
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.
Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
Because he heard the snowblower was coming.
God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.
Because he doesn't exist.
