What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs