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What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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What does your Dad sell?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

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Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

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Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.