What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

What's the most offensive jokes you guys have?

What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear

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Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.