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Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

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Who picks up the tab?

The German.

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

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What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.