Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.