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Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest