Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.