What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior?

The Illuminaughty

Automobile Jokes More Automobile Jokes

What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A carpet.

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.