What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

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What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.