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What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

Hug Jokes More Hug Jokes

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

What rhymes with "hug me"?

Chutney.

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purrr-fect for me!

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How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

French Chef Jokes More French Chef Jokes

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.