What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

Why did the french geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.