What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purrr-fect for me!

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.

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What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.