What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

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What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine?

I'm font of you.

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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.