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What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

What else?

You've walked out of wife

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.