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What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking French vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink French vodka.

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

Hug Jokes More Hug Jokes

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.

French Chef Jokes More French Chef Jokes

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.