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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist?

To die as a martyr.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What's the holiest, French color?

Sacred blue!

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.

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Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.