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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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The braille left her lips numb.

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It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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And "Just heard our song"

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Anywhere else it would've been the "teethbrush"

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Tourists

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The chemist may frown.

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What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

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Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.