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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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Anywhere else it would've been the "teethbrush"

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Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.