Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

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What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway