Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did a blind man meet his wife?

On a blind date!

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.