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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan