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What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.