What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

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Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.