What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea

What kind of patients?

All of them

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill