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What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

What kind of dreams do dustmites have?

Mitemares

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.