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What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.