What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!

What kind of printer does a pig use?

An oinkjet.

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What do you call it......when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around