What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

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Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.