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What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An Ex-Man.

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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!