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Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...