Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why can't motorcycles go faster?

They're two tired.

Why couldn't the motorcycle make it home?

Because it was two tired.