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Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)