Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

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What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

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What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.