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Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!